We’ve all had that moment behind the wheel. A blur of fur, feathers, or tail dashes across the road and… thump. Whether it was a kamikaze raccoon or a squirrel with commitment issues, you never forget your first.

But why should that tragic encounter disappear into the asphalt of time?

That’s where we come in.

We started this little sticker shop because we believe every poor critter deserves a send-off — and every driver deserves the catharsis of dark humor. Our clear vinyl decals are like tiny gravestones for your bumper, honoring those brave (or just very confused) souls who met their end in your lane.

Each sticker features a specific animal and name — from Whisker Biscuit the Cat to Not-So-Limpy Gimpy the Squirrel — so you can pay tribute with the perfect mix of absurdity and affection. It’s weird. It’s wrong. And it’s kind of beautiful.

So next time you hear that fateful crunch… don’t just scream into the void. Memorialize it.